Sandman

Adam 'Sandman' Shaman, also known as Helbyrd, is the sole creator of Soda Boy and writer of Space Baton.

Personality and Traits
Adam is just some 5 foot 11 inch pudgy dude who draws comics and occasionally programs.

His speech is mostly just pure sarcasm.

Quotes

 * "The only kink I have is knee high socks and glasses."
 * "I was referring to you, dickhead."
 * "Of course he would, that horny bastard."
 * "I remember you specifically asking me for more drawings of bobs and virginia."
 * "why be a pussy when you can lift the whole damn solar system"
 * "That would be kinda hot if she weren't going to pound my ass."
 * "Sir mIx the 3rd, may your reign of shitposts provide many a feast."
 * "Tonight's the night ya boy reaches existential ascension."
 * "Group sex in mattress store."
 * "Fill me up, papa, I'm ready to turn out the lights."
 * "I wish you would become compost already, cause then you'll actually be of use."

Trivia

 * Probably major daddy issues.